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Chapter 13 Chapter 13: Cirrus and the Laser Guided Songbird (MD83)
Chips gives Natalya a tongue lashing but undeflected, she asks him what brought down the Willy MD83. He tells her the airport changed its name from Williams to Phoenix after the name ‘McCain’ had been discarded. A vital clue! John ‘Songbird’ McCain and Cindy Lou Hensley, the Songbird’s Budweiser-quaffing pilot wife sponsored decoy-and-drone maneuvers needed to take out the Pentagon at Willy! McCain, his Hanoi friends and the Chinese PLA then commissioned Serco, Willy’s FAA contract tower operator to develop the weaponized drones with Con Air at OKC and Cirrus in Canada. Chips listed three technologies, each of which could have caused the MD 83 to miss. First, the General Dynamics Hydra flare fired from the Apache helo platform that took them to Willy and will now patrol over the LGBTs at the K Street Sex Club. Second weapon, the drag-and-drop software inside HUBZone hit teams surveiling targets such as the Amelia’s office in D.C. or the AXA Gallery in New York. Third weapon, the Martec/Thales Mod-10 SMACSONIC which vaporized the retired airliner. Nano asks about links between G-D, CIRRUS Research, SERCO and the Canadian Department of National Defence. Chips tells him to work it out for himself but gives him some clues; a picture of Goose Bay facility for private military attacks on America staged through the Songbird Gateway Airport and the LGBT phrase “Laser Guided Bombs Turnkey” . Natalya has lesson in Steganography 101 where “Every Picture [or image of Bush and Cheney] Tells a Story”. With Natalya recovering from her choke point assault, the neophyte is tested with Squirt Gun Clipper flash priority message from Fish and Dancer. Natalya tried to raise the pedagogical periscope but the assembly went down faster than Hillery’s boxer shorts at a Wellesley Alum dance the moment Chips decoded the image behind Chinese Hacker … With Natalya jumping in the shower, Chips put his Oscar de la Renta Slingshot Rumpmaster on top of her bikini bottom and prepared to introduce the contents of his Pale Mocha into the former contents of her stars and stripes. As he joined her in the shower she was grabbing her ankles and asking Chips, “Name that tune”. “‘Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar’, 1980, but allow me to sing the second verse written by Bat Penetrate, 2007” he murmured, recreating the plug and play technology he had practiced in the Bozeman Airshow in 1985. As pleasing as it was to hang onto the boom of the KC135A tanker in front of 10,000 people, he found the current plug and play much more to his liking; and hers. “Let’s dry off and have rodeo sex,” she cooed as his air refueling equipment was withdrawn. “Is that where I hop on, call you some lesbian’s name and try to stay in the saddle for 8 seconds?” responded the owner of the libido introduced into North Dakota Legal proceedings by some Supreme Court Judge named Mary. Plugging her in, he called her ‘Janet’ and she bucked him off in less than 5 seconds. However, this was not his first rodeo and he knew that if you get thrown from a horse you saddle up, cinch up, toughen up and ‘let ‘er buck’. On his third mount he achieved the full 8 seconds and then gave her another 45 minutes of pleasure while over in Room 269 the maid probably wondered why all the horse whinnies were getting louder across the hall. After he gave her a thorough tongue lashing, she confessed that she wasn’t sure exactly what brought down the MD83 at Willy several hours prior. “Well Natalya, using the precautionary principle, we first of all worked out who was the de facto commander of the Willy weapons on 9/11 and it wasn’t Slick. Then we deployed three technologies against the MD83, each of which could have caused it to miss us by itself.” Chips continued with just a hint of hubris, “To identify the Willy commander who might have a motive to get us whacked, we tracked the Willy name changes to the Gateway airport through Williams to Phoenix after the name McCain had been discarded. That gave us the vital clue. We researched the pre-9/11 role played by John ‘Songbird’ McCain with the Gila Geronimo Indians and Amelia’s HUBZone death squads. We found that the Songbird and his pilot Budweiser quaffing wife had rehearsed the decoy-and-drone maneuvers needed to take out the Pentagon at Willy! Turns out that Senator McCain working with his Hanoi friends and Chinese PLA intelligence agents had commissioned Serco, the Willy FAA contract tower operator to develop the weaponized drones with Con Air at OKC and Cirrus in Canada. The Chinese call the airport the “Songbird Gateway” in memory of all the chats they had with the Senator over cookies and tea in Hanoi when he wasn’t screwing Jane Fonda or the two prostitutes the Chinese gave him to loosen his tongue!”
Addressing the weapons, Chips continued to communicate at a higher and lower level, “Your General Dynamics Hydra flare fired in front of the MD83’s IR sensor from our Apache helo platform, would have caused the MD83 to be pulled off [ pardon the expression ] to a hotter heat source; it’s the same idea as if you are a sexually active male, you seek a 24 year old hot source rather than a 60 year old colder source with loose lips [ all 6 of them]. What the PFers did for 9/11, was to cancel or disrupt our Advanced Precision Kill Weapon System procurements around 2001. They used the war game as cover to stop targeted command centers, such as US Air Force bases and the Pentagon Wedge 1 from defending themselves with helo-launched flares against airborne laser guided bomb technology ¨C ‘LGBT’ attacks, if you will. The PFers left over from the Slick Willy years, cancelled a total of 1 9 programs, including the BAE Systems Advanced Tactical Infrared Countermeasures and the General Dynamics Hydra rocket. They haven’t yet realized our ADuc teams are inside Amelia’s HUBZone protégé
”Chips, I know the MD didn’t guide on my flare, and I know that it was dropped and vaporized 1000 feet short of their drag and drop second target option. I guess my understanding of the Mod 12 and the heat seeking is adequate, but what feature of the mod 12 did you deploy?”
“That’s the funny thing, Natalya; I defeated it with one of their own tools in the AQFB-10. My cel phone dialed up the Martec Mod-10’s SMACSONIC igniter and vaporized the retired airliner with temperatures about half that of the surface of the sun, thus saving our lives so we could boink the rest of the day. We have the same technology in the elevator shaft and toilet seats used to service succubae, incubi and concubi in the VIP room of the Obombae sex shop .. “ as his Clipper Squirt Gun went off she took a lick on the all day sucker. “Chips, Serco One, Bozeman, secure” he said as negative air pressure was applied to his seeker head. “Chips, Nano, not that I was eavesdropping but that technology in the Mr. Bigg mod-12 is still classified ADuc. Remember, loose lips sink ships” chided the envious Nano. “Right you are Nano, but remember the PFers north of the 49th parallel only get what we give ‘em and we didn’t give ‘em the good shit in the Mod 10 regardless of what Al Bore promised Chairman Moe, what Shakilashcavelli told the Chinese and what Cirrus did for SERCO at Goose Bay, capeche?” Chips decided he was going to put Nano to work, “I am going to send you up a real time update from my ‘work’ laptop while Natalya’s doing a little work on my lap, or that environs, let me know if you receive the email with Viagra in the subject line.”
“5 Wing Goose Bay Opportunities Initiatives CIRRUS Research Associates Inc. was sub-contracted by SERCO Facilities Management Incorporated and the Department of National Defence (DND) to promote a wide range of opportunities to foreign militaries and private industry at 5 of international military contacts combined with our expertise on air weapons range management Wing Goose Bay” .. “Welcome to Serco! .. Specializing in such market sectors as Defence, Aviation/Space, and Science and Research, Serco operates over 600 contracts in 35 countries with a staff of 37,000 personnel. .. In December 1997, Serco was proud to learn it was successful in its bid to provide operations and maintenance services at Canadian Forces Base 5 Wing Goose Bay. During the 5 year Alternate Service Delivery or ASD contract, Serco was responsible for the provision of year round, non core base support activities. In February 2003, Public Works and Government Services Canada (PWGSC), on behalf of the Canadian Department of National Defence (DND), announced Serco was once again successful in its ASD rebid efforts and awarded the company a further 11 year operations and maintenance contract at 5 Wing Goose Bay. 900m certified firing range . Secure, remote specialized force training. Airspace flexibility - surface to 60,000 ft. Practice Target Area equipped to handle laser guided bombs Turnkey warehousing, office facilities and accommodations immediately available. On site expertise in Air Traffic Control, Forecasting, Emergency Services, Mission .. Planning, Logistics, and Engineering. Experienced UAV testing facility.” “Chips, in the Viagra email does it discuss 5 Wing Goose Bay?” asked Nano. “If so, I’ve got it”. “Good deal Nano, now you amuse yourself with trying to figure out the relationship between 5 Wing Goose and 3 peckered Billy Goat and you will see how we got inside the Global Guardian’s technology going back to August, 1990 and Operation Casolaro, Natalya’s needs me to drive her home, right now, so I better run along. TTFN.” Click “Where were we Natalya?” ‘We were in the shower, then we were at the rodeo, but I’ve been such a naughty PJ that you owe me a tongue lashing” cooed the 24 year old, sudsing like a MayTag. As he took a sip of his Grolsch frosty he proposed a toast, “Here’s to all the kisses I’ve snatched”.
“And vice versa” she opined as he gave her a licking she wouldn’t soon forget. As three Spanish speaking maids huddled with their ears up against the door to Room 268 they commented on “Midnight at the Oasis” by Maria Muldaur and wondered if the occupant of 268 had the longer album cut as the moaning went far being the 5 minute playtime of the popular version of the recording. As Chips rolled her over and finished her off, he got back into explaining the AQFB-12 recently ordered by Mr. BIGG to protect the secret spy plane the IDF has deployed over Iran since May, 2007. He mentioned the Eitam was outed in response to the bluff and bluster from Iran that they had a missile that could reach Israel with a 2000# payload. As Chips ingested 3 more tins of Chicken of the Sea Smoked Oysters, Natalya dreamed of another long range payload; of sorts.
“What do these unrelated words suggest to you, Natalya? AND HOW’S HER BUSH” queried the 58 year old oyster spewer as he ingested another 3 tins of Chicken of the Sea Smoked Oyster in natural sauce and swallowed 3 Rodney Baldinger extend-o-peters. “I would imagine that is what sexually active heterosexual males might ask if they saw that photo of me in my patriotic bikini with my top unfurled” she smiled as her circuit breakers popped at the thought.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Thirstyguy/american-flag-model-bikini.jpg “Well, you now understand the steganography deployed by the Global Guardians in the period 1993-2007. Up until Mr. BIGG rolled out Operation Noble BVR to crush the August, 2007 scheduled ‘First WIPE’, the PFers trying to kill America thought that by ridiculing the incumbent President, the previous administration could continue to facilitate the OIF and the FAF who’s puppets include the Arkancide twins, the Desmoret Dipshits and the “David and Maurice” genocide fraternity. However, when Mr. BIGG came to call on ADuc, the Mod 12 was unleashed just as I recently unleashed my lengthy portion on your horn of plenty. Or, if you think back to Steganography 101 you may recall that Rod Stewart had an album in 1971 called “Every Picture Tells a Story” and that is precisely what the Global limp-dicks have done to Bush and Cheney. In every government office in America an 8 x 10 of the POTUS is displayed. The PFers often will place some vital paperwork behind the photo to, effectively, hide in plain sight their plans to TOPOFF America.”
Chips stretch checked Natalya’s attention span by asking, “Are you familiar with the DVD “In Plane Site”? It Chronicled the truth of 9/11 and how the Druyen Drones where ‘in plane site’ and eyewitnesses thought they were seeing AA11 and UA175 fly into WTC 1 and 2. However, the PFers who have extorted every board room from UT to Otis to GE to GD did not have a good pilot asset when they developed there sophomoric flight plan for 9/11. And even if they had a good pilot, our Mr. BIGG is better. Take for instance the six-pack of Cindy-Lou’s Budweiser that the CF18s bet on the Red Team winning the Amalgam Virgo war game. You see Natalya, while the beer cans say “Anheuser Busch” any pilot worth his salt would rather ask ‘and how’s her bush’, capeche?”
Author’s note: ‘Every Picture Tells a Story’ is the third album by Rod Stewart, released in the middle of 1971. It became Stewart's most critically acclaimed album, and became the standard by which all of his subsequent albums were judged. As if to signal her understanding, she applied a liberal dose of Redi Whip to her monde Venus and added a maraschino cherry to the top then responding, “And my guess is you are a pilot worth his salt” as the salty pilot delighted in removing the evidence of the Redi Whipping from the scene of the crime.
He decided to explain the last function of the Mod 10 facility to the quick study Natalya. “One of the features that makes the AQFB such a valuable weapon is that it can designate a new target every 15 seconds, as was demonstrated earlier when someone heard the Stogwell show and steered the MD83 towards the tower cab at Willy. The Global PFers think that because they can extort the Captains of Industry and cause the DOJ, DoD and Intel services to violate their oaths, that they will be able to take over America. However, Mr. BIGG has a better idea. Once you are done with current project why don’t we Clipper Hamish, Nano, and Stone and plan a little surprise for Senator Obomba at the New Year’s Eve Open Mic Night. I think that Hamish would enjoy getting some $500 substance from the Senator in the VIP room just like the Limo Driver Larry Sinclair gave the Hussein who claims to be a Kansan; which I would suggest is more likely ARKansan. By the way Natalya, did I ever tell you the difference between a Dick and a Drumstick?” 'No Chips, you haven't but please do'. “Oh great, would you like to go on a picnic?” asked the 58 year old libido extremist as he launched another tin of Chicken of the Sea’s finest. With Natalya recovering from her choke point assault [ CPA ] by the lengthy portioned Captain Rich McHogeny, there was a sudden test of the neophyte steganographer after the Squirt Gun Clipper signaled flash priority messages coming in from Fish and Dancer. Natalya passed the clipper deal to his free hand while she tried to raise the pedagogical periscope but the assembly went down faster than Hillery’s boxer shorts at a Wellesley Alum dance the moment Chips decoded the image of the Chinese Hacker…
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